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JokeScritto daNon Autenticatoil 2009-01-23 22:41:00.0 alle 2009-01-23 22:41:00.0Two guys are in the woods when they encounter a bear who decides to eat them for lunch. They are about to run away when one of them stops to put a pair of running shoes. His buddy informs him that bears can run over 30 mph and that there is no way he can outrun it, even with running shoes. His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you."
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Re: Joke
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> Two guys are in the woods when they encounter a
> bear who decides to eat them for lunch. They are
> about to run away when one of them stops to put a
> pair of running shoes. His buddy informs him that
> bears can run over 30 mph and that there is no
> way he can outrun it, even with running shoes.
> His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the
> bear, I just have to outrun
> you."
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L'orso è Luca/S?
The Lich™
« Non è morto ciò che in eterno può attendere,
e col passare di strani eoni, anche la morte può morire. »

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Re: JokeScritto daNon Autenticatoil 2009-01-23 22:47:00.0 alle 2009-01-23 22:47:00.0- Scritto da: achille97
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> L'orso è Luca/S?
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Two guys are in the woods when they encounter a roman bear who decides to eat them for lunch. They are about to run away when one of them stops to put a pair of running shoes. His buddy informs him that roman bears can run over 30 mph and that there is no way he can outrun it, even with running shoes. His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the roman bear, I just have to outrun you."
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Re: Joke
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> > L'orso è Luca/S?
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> Two guys are in the woods when they encounter a
> roman bear who decides to eat them for lunch.
> They are about to run away when one of them stops
> to put a pair of running shoes. His buddy informs
> him that roman bears can run over 30 mph and that
> there is no way he can outrun it, even with
> running shoes. His friend replies, "I don't have
> to outrun the roman bear, I just have to outrun
> you."
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The Lich™
« Non è morto ciò che in eterno può attendere,
e col passare di strani eoni, anche la morte può morire. »

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Re: JokeScritto daNon Autenticatoil 2009-01-23 23:49:00.0 alle 2009-01-23 23:49:00.0
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> Two guys are in the woods when they encounter a
> bear who decides to eat them for lunch. They are
> about to run away when one of them stops to put a
> pair of running shoes. His buddy informs him that
> bears can run over 30 mph and that there is no
> way he can outrun it, even with running shoes.
> His friend replies, "I don't have to outrun the
> bear, I just have to outrun
> you."
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L'è scrìto in ostrogòto, non sè capìsse un'òstia!
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