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> /**
> * (c) 2007 Misrocoft Corp.
> * All rights reserved
> */
> 
> #include
> 
> 
> class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements
> Nothing
> {
>      boolean beta = true;
> 
>      WindowsVista()
>      {
>           checkIfHardwareIsCompatible();
>           /** Ok. The idiot seems to have some
> high end
> hardware.
>            * Lets make his life miserable
>            */
>          
>           runInternetExplorer7();
>      }
> 
> 
>      void checkIfHardwareIsCompatible()
>      {
>      /*
>      * Lets make sure that half the world cannot
> run this OS
> while
>      * we fix all the bugs
>      */
>           if((installedRam < 2GB) &&
> (processorSpeed < 4GHz))
> 
>           {
> MessageBox("Your System does not seem to be
> capable of running zero err.. aero glass and the
> like. Please upgrade the hardware and try
> again.");
>                WaitTillPoorGuyReadsTheMessage();
>                bsod();
>           }
>      }
> 
> 
>      void runInternetExplorer7()
>      {
>           IE7 ie7 = new IE7();
>          
>           ie7.featureSet = firefox_features
>                + safari_features
>                + opera_features + lot_of_bugs;
>          
>           ie7.run();
>          
> WaitWhileThePoorGuyLooksAtTheNewInterface();
>           bsod();
> 
>      }
> 
>      /**
>       * return true when product is stable.
>       */
>      boolean isReadyForRelease()
>      {
>           int lastReportedNumberOfBugs =
> 3457888E+08
>           int totalNoOfNewFeatures = 600;
>           boolean readyForRelease = false;
> 
> 
>           sendFeatureSetToMarketingGuys();
> 
>           while (marketingGuysAreAtIt)
>           {
>                Thread fixBugsWhileInBeta = new
> fixBugsWhileInBeta();
> 
>               
> fixBugsWhileInBeta.assignProgrammer(oneBug);
>                fixBugsWhileInBeta.start();
> 
>                if(programmersAreNotSufficient)   
>          
> 
>                {
>                     hireFromXBOXDivision();
>                }
> 
>                if(aMonthHasPassed)
>                {
> announce("Windows Vista Consumer Version Will be
> delayed by one more
> month");
>                     dropAFewFeatures();
>                     totalNoOfNewFeatures =
> totalNoOfNewFeatures -
> 10;
>                }
> 
> /** Boss strictly told me that we should have no
> more than * 7000
> bugs
>                * when we ship the item
>                */
>                if(lastReportedNumberOfBugs-- ==
> 7000)
>                     return true;
> 
>           }
> 
>      }
> 
>      int main(void)
>      {
>           WindowsVista vista = new WindowsVista();
>           vista.runWindowsXP();
>           return plentyOfMoneyforBilly;
>      }
> 
> }
>