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    Proc di Catania
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    il 2010-04-06 20:19:00.0 alle 2010-04-06 20:19:00.0
    03chan

    è di nuovo UP!

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      il 2010-04-07 14:59:00.0 alle 2010-04-07 14:59:00.0
      Re: 03chan

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      > è di nuovo UP!
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      > [shotacat]

      Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking.

      Due to an airport-wide flight grounding, we were held on the runway for the past two or three weeks. We were informed that the airport had bills to pay, and all planes were grounded until the account was brought into good credit. This was in no way the fault of this crew and was entirely out of our control. Fortunately, someone paid the airport's debt (probably a government bailout program), and we are now cleared for the air.

      Please set your seats and tray tables in the upright and locked positions. Today's in-flight movie is a continuous slideshow of only the loveliest boys and young men. Please, no fapping unless your aisle-mates give permission. Boy-radio is accessible if you turn your dial to irc.comp3769.org. Your boy-tendants will be available throughout the flight; please do not touch them inappropriately. So with that, I instruct you all to sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight.

      -Captain Billy

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        il 2010-04-07 15:10:00.0 alle 2010-04-07 15:10:00.0
        Re: 03chan
        Did I meet you, baby, on a Transatlantic Flight? JFK to Heathrow in the middle of the night. And if I am mistaken you must let me know. I'll take your leave and away I go.

        Taxi down the runway and sail into the sky. I thought I caught your eye then, you seemed a little shy. The captain's on the radio, he says "Buckle your seat tight. There's nasty weather. we're in for a bumpy flight". In the event of a water landing, you can use my body as a floatation device. It's getting cold now. You can use my body as a floatation device!

        Headline of the paper reads a tragedy. A fire in the night over the Nova Scotia sea, there's no survivors, no signs of life are found. The ocean will be witness to what has just gone down. Did I meet you, baby, on a Transatlantic Flight? The one that disappeared there in the middle of the night. You know I loved you, baby, though I never got to show you. Seems we've an eternity for me to get to know you.

        In the event of a water landing, uou can use my body as a floatation device. It's getting cold now. You can use my body as a floatation device...!

        Everybody's dead.

        Sorride
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