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    il 2010-06-28 13:23:00.0 alle 2010-06-28 13:23:00.0
    Skinny dipping
    An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables horseshoe courts, some apple and peach trees.

    The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.

    He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

    As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

    The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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      suoranciata
      il 2010-06-28 13:59:00.0 alle 2010-06-28 13:59:00.0
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      Re: Skinny dipping
      - Scritto da:
      > An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm
      > for several years. He had a large pond in the
      > back, fixed up nice; picnic tables horseshoe
      > courts, some apple and peach
      > trees.
      >
      > The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
      > swimming when it was
      > built.
      >
      > One evening the old farmer decided to go down to
      > the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been
      > there for a
      > while.
      >
      > He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back
      > some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard
      > voices shouting and laughing with
      > glee.
      >
      > As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young
      > women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the
      > women aware of his presence and they all went to
      > the deep
      > end.
      >
      > One of the women shouted to him, "We're not
      > coming out until you
      > leave!"
      >
      > The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to
      > watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out
      > of the pond." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm
      > here to feed the
      > alligator."

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      Hòla Sir Nathan Ficoso
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        il 2010-06-28 14:22:00.0 alle 2010-06-28 14:22:00.0
        Re: Skinny dipping

        - Scritto da: suoranciata
        > - Scritto da:
        > > An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm
        > > for several years. He had a large pond in the
        > > back, fixed up nice; picnic tables horseshoe
        > > courts, some apple and peach
        > > trees.
        > >
        > > The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
        > > swimming when it was
        > > built.
        > >
        > > One evening the old farmer decided to go down to
        > > the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been
        > > there for a
        > > while.
        > >
        > > He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back
        > > some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard
        > > voices shouting and laughing with
        > > glee.
        > >
        > > As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young
        > > women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the
        > > women aware of his presence and they all went to
        > > the deep
        > > end.
        > >
        > > One of the women shouted to him, "We're not
        > > coming out until you
        > > leave!"
        > >
        > > The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to
        > > watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out
        > > of the pond." Holding the bucket up he said,
        > "I'm
        > > here to feed the
        > > alligator."
        >
        > Rotola dal ridereRotola dal ridereRotola dal ridereRotola dal ridereRotola dal ridere
        >
        > Hòla Sir Nathan Ficoso

        Nathan? There's no falling horses in this joke...
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