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O comunque a chi altri e` in grado, cioe` solo lui.

Che e` un grande.
No no, davvero.
Non e` lecchinaggio.
Assolutamente: non so mentire, io.
In compenso so essere infido, pusillanime e doppiogiochista.
Ma non e` il caso.
Insomma...

link a youtube con minuti & secondi

mi aiuti a decifrare 'sto monologo esilarante?

Il resto della canzone e` abbastanza comprensibile e fa gia` ridere, ma quella conversazione e` troppo veloce e troppo biascicata, e` oltre le mie umili possibilita` di comprensione. Quel che capisco io e` questo:

- Hiiiiiii. Sorry to bother you. The name's Bill and I'm just across the street. Yeah that's right, over there. No not that house, the one next to it, with the extra flower bit... oh well, here's all your papers from the last few days, they were just piling up over the (driving?) (?) the whole neighborhood could see them. Not that that's a problem for the (...?...) and you would love that. I've (got to be going?) shopping to a (...?...) I've been attending (and I just?...) er, no no no no, not (...?...) it's... er, an (ANGRIER?) man with (?) actually, speaking of that very (...?...) (laying?) some common ground, with... people, before you confront them. To avoid becoming violent? You know? Why, actually, we DO have a few things in common: (here, could you take newspapers?) and get in my (suit?) (?) and as I was saying, we do live on the same (domicile?), that's common ground! and I believe, we actually have the same house plan, except they're reverse, your (garage?)'s on the left and mine's on the... NO, it wasn't me that dialed 911 (and at 6:? PM?...) (how about?) your son's noisy rock band? Anyway, (it's about?) your dog. And of course about our garbage, and (it's about?) the neighbor's garbage can... OH, I'm sorry, it IS your dog! who's been (...?...) and I have digital evidence (...?...) which I've emailed you to prove that (is indeed?) your dog. Now, I have to warn you that I've got an (...?...) and I surely know I'm using it if necessary. No, not on you man: ON-YOUR-STINKY-DOOOOOOOG!

**Modificato dall'autore il 29.04.2014 17:49**