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    Nazi Heidi
    Wakkus Horribilis
    il 2018-01-12 12:58:21.0 alle 2018-01-12 12:58:21.0
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    Femmine che vogliono approfittarsene 😁   Sfigato cerca di usare l'utf8 nei TAG  
    e come liberarsene.

    http://archive.is/Lbq0Q

    “I signed up for Tinder, just to see what would happen. A few hours later, I got “superliked,” which is apparently better than “liked”. We talked for a few days, she seemed super cool. I suggested a date, and she insisted on it being dinner. Cool.
    We met up tonight at a restaurant I’d picked out. She didn’t look at me, wore sweatpants, and immediately ordered an $13 appetizer. Okay, not a dealbreaker. I tried starting a conversation a few times, but she only gave one word answers. Then, she orders a $25 steak and $22 crab legs. She drank 4 $9 glasses of wine. I got the steak, and a few drinks myself. Right about the time our main course(s) arrived, I’d pretty much given up. She talked more to the waiter.
    As we were finishing, I excused myself and went to the restroom. While I was in there, a light bulb went off.
    I left the bathroom, headed out the door, got in my car, and drove home. Now, here I am. She messaged me a few times, called me a “fucker” about twelve times. Eh.”

    A++++++++++
    Nobody is more inferior than those who insist on being equal. - Nietzsche
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      Non Autenticato
      il 2018-01-12 14:31:53.0 alle 2018-01-12 14:31:53.0
      Re: Femmine che vogliono approfittarsene Tardo non ha letto l'articolo   vero ho letto solo ciò che ha copia incollato Wakko.   #MOVIMENTO_NO_TAG  
      Scritto da: Nazi Heidi
      > e come liberarsene.
      >
      > http://archive.is/Lbq0Q
      >
      > “I signed up for Tinder, just to see what would happen. A few hours later, I got “superliked,” which is apparently better than “liked”. We talked for a few days, she seemed super cool. I suggested a date, and she insisted on it being dinner. Cool.
      > We met up tonight at a restaurant I’d picked out. She didn’t look at me, wore sweatpants, and immediately ordered an $13 appetizer. Okay, not a dealbreaker. I tried starting a conversation a few times, but she only gave one word answers. Then, she orders a $25 steak and $22 crab legs. She drank 4 $9 glasses of wine. I got the steak, and a few drinks myself. Right about the time our main course(s) arrived, I’d pretty much given up. She talked more to the waiter.
      > As we were finishing, I excused myself and went to the restroom. While I was in there, a light bulb went off.
      > I left the bathroom, headed out the door, got in my car, and drove home. Now, here I am. She messaged me a few times, called me a “fucker” about twelve times. Eh.”
      >
      > A++++++++++
      Solo i morti di figa si trovano in ste situazioni.
      Se lui avesse speso più tempo a chiaccherare con lei, poteva chiederle cosa pensasse sulla condivisione di spese se si va da qualche parte assieme. Non mi sembra una domanda così idiota, e de utile ad inquadrare una persona, anzi mi sembra di vitale importanza sapere se quella persona è una scroccona o indipendente.
      Però certi maschi sono trogloditi quando si tratta di figa che pensano solo col pisello e non sono in grado di analizzare con che tipo di femmina escono a cena.

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      il 2018-01-12 14:32:29.0 alle 2018-01-12 14:32:29.0
      Re: Femmine che vogliono approfittarsene Irrilevante   #MOVIMENTO_NO_TAG  
      Scritto da: Nazi Heidi
      > e come liberarsene.
      >
      > http://archive.is/Lbq0Q
      >
      > “I signed up for Tinder, just to see what would happen. A few hours later, I got “superliked,” which is apparently better than “liked”. We talked for a few days, she seemed super cool. I suggested a date, and she insisted on it being dinner. Cool.
      > We met up tonight at a restaurant I’d picked out. She didn’t look at me, wore sweatpants, and immediately ordered an $13 appetizer. Okay, not a dealbreaker. I tried starting a conversation a few times, but she only gave one word answers. Then, she orders a $25 steak and $22 crab legs. She drank 4 $9 glasses of wine. I got the steak, and a few drinks myself. Right about the time our main course(s) arrived, I’d pretty much given up. She talked more to the waiter.
      > As we were finishing, I excused myself and went to the restroom. While I was in there, a light bulb went off.
      > I left the bathroom, headed out the door, got in my car, and drove home. Now, here I am. She messaged me a few times, called me a “fucker” about twelve times. Eh.”
      >
      > A++++++++++
      Solo i morti di figa si trovano in ste situazioni.
      Se lui avesse speso più tempo a chiaccherare con lei, poteva chiederle cosa pensasse sulla condivisione di spese se si va da qualche parte assieme. Non mi sembra una domanda così idiota, e de utile ad inquadrare una persona, anzi mi sembra di vitale importanza sapere se quella persona è una scroccona o indipendente.
      Però certi maschi sono trogloditi quando si tratta di figa che pensano solo col pisello e non sono in grado di analizzare con che tipo di femmina escono a cena.

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        il 2018-01-12 15:12:27.0 alle 2018-01-12 15:12:27.0
        Re: Femmine che vogliono approfittarsene #MOVIMENTO_NO_TAG  
        Scritto da:
        > Scritto da: Nazi Heidi
        > > e come liberarsene.
        > >
        > > http://archive.is/Lbq0Q
        > >
        > > “I signed up for Tinder, just to see what would happen. A few hours later, I got “superliked,” which is apparently better than “liked”. We talked for a few days, she seemed super cool. I suggested a date, and she insisted on it being dinner. Cool.
        > > We met up tonight at a restaurant I’d picked out. She didn’t look at me, wore sweatpants, and immediately ordered an $13 appetizer. Okay, not a dealbreaker. I tried starting a conversation a few times, but she only gave one word answers. Then, she orders a $25 steak and $22 crab legs. She drank 4 $9 glasses of wine. I got the steak, and a few drinks myself. Right about the time our main course(s) arrived, I’d pretty much given up. She talked more to the waiter.
        > > As we were finishing, I excused myself and went to the restroom. While I was in there, a light bulb went off.
        > > I left the bathroom, headed out the door, got in my car, and drove home. Now, here I am. She messaged me a few times, called me a “fucker” about twelve times. Eh.”
        > >
        > > A++++++++++
        > Solo i morti di figa si trovano in ste situazioni.
        > Se lui avesse speso più tempo a chiaccherare con lei, poteva chiederle cosa pensasse sulla condivisione di spese se si va da qualche parte assieme. Non mi sembra una domanda così idiota, e de utile ad inquadrare una persona, anzi mi sembra di vitale importanza sapere se quella persona è una scroccona o indipendente.
        > Però certi maschi sono trogloditi quando si tratta di figa che pensano solo col pisello e non sono in grado di analizzare con che tipo di femmina escono a cena.

        Il pisello non è uno spettrometro.
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          Sole
          il 2018-01-12 15:58:30.0 alle 2018-01-12 15:58:30.0
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          Re: Femmine che vogliono approfittarsene #MOVIMENTO_NO_TAG  
          Scritto da:
          > Scritto da:
          > > Scritto da: Nazi Heidi
          > > > e come liberarsene.
          > > >
          > > > http://archive.is/Lbq0Q
          > > >
          > > > “I signed up for Tinder, just to see what would happen. A few hours later, I got “superliked,” which is apparently better than “liked”. We talked for a few days, she seemed super cool. I suggested a date, and she insisted on it being dinner. Cool.
          > > > We met up tonight at a restaurant I’d picked out. She didn’t look at me, wore sweatpants, and immediately ordered an $13 appetizer. Okay, not a dealbreaker. I tried starting a conversation a few times, but she only gave one word answers. Then, she orders a $25 steak and $22 crab legs. She drank 4 $9 glasses of wine. I got the steak, and a few drinks myself. Right about the time our main course(s) arrived, I’d pretty much given up. She talked more to the waiter.
          > > > As we were finishing, I excused myself and went to the restroom. While I was in there, a light bulb went off.
          > > > I left the bathroom, headed out the door, got in my car, and drove home. Now, here I am. She messaged me a few times, called me a “fucker” about twelve times. Eh.”
          > > >
          > > > A++++++++++
          > > Solo i morti di figa si trovano in ste situazioni.
          > > Se lui avesse speso più tempo a chiaccherare con lei, poteva chiederle cosa pensasse sulla condivisione di spese se si va da qualche parte assieme. Non mi sembra una domanda così idiota, e de utile ad inquadrare una persona, anzi mi sembra di vitale importanza sapere se quella persona è una scroccona o indipendente.
          > > Però certi maschi sono trogloditi quando si tratta di figa che pensano solo col pisello e non sono in grado di analizzare con che tipo di femmina escono a cena.
          >
          > Il pisello non è uno spettrometro.
          Per quello sarebbe interessante usare il cervello per conoscere le persone.
          Bastano poche domande per inquadrare una persona.

          Windows o Linux?
          Vegano?
          Parità tra i sessi ed indipendenza economica?
          Che musica ascolti?
          Matrimonio?
          Gatto o cane?
          Terra piatta?
          Rettiliani, Dio, Rothschild?
          Immigrati?
          Che tipo di libri leggi?
          Sei pro USA?
          Medicina alternativa?
          Credo che con queste semplici domande puoi tranquillamente inquadrare chi hai dietro allo schermo.
          Solo che la maggioranza delle persone si fermanono a farsi i complimenti per le foto e a mandarsi stupide emoticon e ora anhe gif.



          La distancia, nos lleva a otros rumbos, caminos distintos, que no tienen vuelta hacia atrás.
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