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...THIS WINTER...

Slowly key formulaic Hollywood music

...ONE MAN TAKES ON, WHAT NO-ONE ELSE DARED TO...

Cue flashes of close-up shots of Julian Assange in extravagent locations

FLASH 1

Assange is skiing in Zermatt, Switzerland - kitted in imaculate white snow gear and state-of-the-art reflective GPS snow goggles. He is also wearing a jet-pack.

He swishes off a snow ledge & nails a solid landing, escaping machine-gun fire from behind.

Sudden pan shot of his secret chalet. Assange is inside, using the latest MacBook Air that just came out.

String quartet builds up threatening music

FLASH 2

Assange is being chased on foot in broad daylight by the MET police in Liverpool Street Station, London.

Assange wears a white shirt, black suit. Signature black tie flaps behind him as he sprints.

Camera shot of police running with Custodian helmets awkwardly shoved under their armpits;

Police whistles are being blown frantically.

Police: "In her Majesty's name! Stop him! STOP HIM!"

Police run into clueless tourists and fumbles over them. Assange escapes. Helicopter explodes.

...THEY TRIED TO HIDE FROM US...

FLASH 3

Full orchestra kicks in with threating music

...THE TRUTH....

In an unkown underground location. Surrounded with priceless art.

Assange whispers to his lawyer: "She told me to use the pull-out method! Just like they did in Iraq!"

...BUT THIS TIME, THE TRUTH...

Cue overwhelming, high-tension, theatrical music

...WILL FIND THEM...

Flashing shots of top executives being assissinated; thrown off buildings; choked with fibre-wires, etc. Rolls-Royce explodes in slow motion

Flashes accelerate in accordance with suspensive high-squealing string music

... THIS WINTER, PREPARE ...FOR PAYBACK...

Goes suddenly to black screen. Music Stops.

... A S S A N G E ...

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